-As observed on Facebook
As we were heading out to the movies, a number of geese were crossing the road. Several cars were stopped and began slowing going around and through the geese.
My 8 year old son said, “Hurry up geese. They are so dumb!”
Mom answers, “Actually geese are pretty intelligent.”
Son: “What do you mean? They have BIRD BRAINS!”
The early bird gets the worm, but . . .
the second mouse gets the cheese.
FLORHAM PARK, New Jersey. Riding the wave of nationalist sentiment that crested with yesterday’s vote by Britain to leave the European Union, the New York Jets this morning announced their intention to leave the AFC East conference of the National Football League, where they have suffered at the hands of rivals for over half a century.
“It is time we reclaimed our destiny,” said club President Neil Glat. “The Patriots won’t have us to kick around anymore.”
The team was founded as the New York Titans in 1959, but they lost their name on the subway and had to get a new one. With a total record of 387 wins, 457 losses and 8 ties, the Jets have the worst record of any team in the conference, lagging behind even the lowly Buffalo Bills. “I would say they’ve been the doormat of the conference,” said Chip Entwhistle of profootballinsider.com…
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When nothing is going right, go left!
Sarcasm is . . .
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.