-As observed on Facebook
As we were heading out to the movies, a number of geese were crossing the road. Several cars were stopped and began slowing going around and through the geese.
My 8 year old son said, “Hurry up geese. They are so dumb!”
Mom answers, “Actually geese are pretty intelligent.”
Son: “What do you mean? They have BIRD BRAINS!”
The early bird gets the worm, but . . .
the second mouse gets the cheese.
When nothing is going right, go left!
Sarcasm is . . .
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.